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♪ ♪

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So, I needed a new lawyer,
and Susie was going on

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and on about what a
great lawyer you are.

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And then, the coup de grâce,

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- she told me your last name.
- Oh.

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- Mantle. Christopher Mantle.
- [Christopher Mantle] Yeah.

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- Yeah. Yes.
- [Larry David] Oh, my God.

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I mean, Mickey Mantle, he
was my idol growing up.

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I don't follow baseball, but I
know who Mickey Mantle is.

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Oh, my God, it's an amazing name.

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Well Susie's great at
connecting everybody.

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I love her. Oh, by the way, uh,

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she mentioned you might
be going to the temple

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for the reopening of the plaza thing.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm being dragged
there by this woman

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who I'm connected to somehow.

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Yeah,
I'm being dragged there too.

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- [Larry] Oh, you-- Really?
- Yeah, my husband is Jewish.

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Oh, okay.
We're both being dragged.

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- We're both being dragged. Yeah.
- Look at that.

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Yeah. Yeah.
So, uh, I familiarized myself

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with the case, like the rest of America,

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and listen to me, Larry.

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This is the most unconstitutional law

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that's ever been passed.
The law should be on trial,

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- not you.
- Really?

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So, I'm confident this

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- will get cleared up quickly.
- Wow.

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And I'll file something
by the end of the week,

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which is the cutoff date, to
file a motion to dismiss.

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So, all will be taken care of.
Yeah. You can rest easy.

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Oh, my God, that is music to my ears.

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Yes. We're gonna avoid a
trial, and it's gonna be...

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...tossed out.

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- Mr. Mantle.
- Yeah.

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All-- You--
You just hit a home run.

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- You know?
- Yeah.

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- [Larry] That's fantastic.
- Thanks. Yeah.

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So, the good news is,
I can still parade around

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like I'm a hero of sorts without
having to go to trial...

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- Yeah.
- ...or prison, or anything.

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That's right. You will not
have to go to trial.

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You will not be going to prison.

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<i>Mr. Mantle,
Denise on line one.</i>

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One second. Sorry.

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Hello? Yeah.

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Oh, really? Oh, that's great.
Can you put that back, Larr?

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Can you put that back down?

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Yeah, it's great.
Thank you so much, Denise.

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Okay, bye.

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Sorry about that.
That was my surrogate.

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My husband and I are having a baby.

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- Ah, no kidding.
- Yeah.

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- Congratulations. Big news. That's great.
- Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

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- We're really excited.
- You like the surrogate?

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- I do. She's really sweet.
- She took an IQ test?

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- I...
- I mean, you don't wanna get

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- a moron, right?
- Correct.

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You're sure she's not a moron?

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Yes. Thank you for your concern. Yeah.

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Let me ask you a question.
How does it work with a--

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With a gay couple? Who gets
to choose the last name?

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We, uh, had a discussion, and
we chose my husband's name.

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Oh. Which is?

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Zeckelman.

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Yeah.

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You're going with
Zeckelman over Mantle?

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Is something wrong with his last name?

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It's not the greatest
last name in the world,

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but Mantle is one of the great names.

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Well, thank you. I--

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I personally think Zeckelman
is also a great name.

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Is that okay?

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It's okay.
It's not so great for the kid.

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Why is it not great for the kid?

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I don't know any Zeckelmans
who hit 536 home runs.

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Yet.

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- Okay. All right.
- [Christopher] Okay.

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- Nice to meet you, Larry.
- Okay.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.

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- I'll see you at temple.
- Are you going with Zeckelman?

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I'm going with...

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- Zeckelman, yeah.
- Great. See you there.

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- ♪ ♪
- Okay.

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[Freddy Funkhouser] <i>Let me tell you.</i>

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<i>I met the greatest girl.</i>

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Her name is Jenna, and
she's pretty incredible.

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It's been going on for a couple weeks.

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- Really?
- Yeah. She's really funny.

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She's smart. She knows music.

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She challenges me.
Great conversationalist.

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- What does she do?
- She works for Disney.

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- I think she's an executive.
- Wow.

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She's always just talking
about the film.

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She knows all the things
that are coming out.

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I mean, she was talking about,
like, the princess costumes

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and where they're going and evolving.

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Just to be involved in
steering the television

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and the films is a lot,

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but she's gotta keep
it in her mind, like,

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"How do I turn that into a ride?"

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- That's pretty impressive, yeah.
- Super impressive.

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Honestly, I've never heard
you talk like this.

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Well, I've never felt this way before.

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- Wow.
- [Larry] Sports.

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- She into sports?
- You know, it's too soon.

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I haven't gotten into sports yet.

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If you get sports here...

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- [Leon Black] Oh.
- ...it's too much.

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If I get sports, you're my best man.

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Damn. if she working at Disney,
next time you talk to her,

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ask her about that fine-ass Tinkerbell.

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You're attracted to Tinkerbell?

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Tinkerbell flies her
little ass in there.

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She put her little booty out,
with that little booty tooch.

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- Mm. That little booty go out...
- Yeah.

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...and bling!

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It speaks of a very unusual perversion.

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A man attracted to a
thimble-sized fairy.

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Tinkerbell fine as fuck.
Come on.

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I'll put her in my motherfucking pocket.

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You hear me? And I'll just
walk around knowing she home.

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And she flies her little ass out there,

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give me a little kiss
on the cheek and shit,

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and flies the fuck off.

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Hey. That's a nice-ass
jacket you got, too.

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- Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
- [Leon] Looks good on you.

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- [Freddy] I really like it.
- [Leon] I love it.

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[Freddy] You wouldn't normally
think suede would be nice.

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'Cause it's a darker green.
Isn't it nice?

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Look at that fish.

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What's up with that fish?

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Looks like it's stuck.

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- Look at him struggle.
- [Larry] Yeah, yeah.

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His little nose is
trapped in that filter.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, excuse me.

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Yes, sir?

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That fish, it looks like he's stuck.

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Oh, no, fish not stuck, fish sick.

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No, no, fish stuck.

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No, this time of year is tough for fish,

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so fish gets sick easily.

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The filter is very warm, so
it make him feel better.

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- So, it's okay. It's normal.
- [Larry] Seriously? Look at that.

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That fish is stuck.

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No. See, fish wiggle,
it mean fish sneeze.

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Fish don't sneeze.

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- The fish didn't sneeze.
- No, fish sneeze.

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- This guy's stuck.
Fish sick now.

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- Fish stuck.
- No, fish sick.

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Well, he's gonna get
sick if he stays stuck.

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- Yeah.
- No, it's okay.

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Can someone go in the tank and unstuck?

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Sir, it's not necessary.
Fish sick.

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- Okay, you're out of your mind.
- [Leon] You know what?

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All this talk about
fish, now I want fish.

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Give me the snapper off the menu.

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- Oh, fish delicious. Okay.
- [Leon] My man.

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That's a stuck fish.

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I can't even eat.
I feel so bad for that fish.

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At least that motherfucker can't drown.

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♪ ♪

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[Cyrus] <i>Great meeting everybody.
Keep coming back.</i>

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It works if you work it.

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[Irma Kostroski] ...when I'm not
in control of myself, you know?

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Hey, if it worked for you,
then that's all I care about.

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[Irma] It's a 12-step program.

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- [Larry] Hey.
- You know,

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you're not supposed to have these.

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- These are for everybody.
- Oh. Really?

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- They count it exactly.
- What, are you kidding?

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- He just took a donut 'cause...
- What? There's tons of 'em.

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- Hey, Larry. Thanks for coming.
- Hey, Cyrus. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

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- Hey, good to see ya.
- Tell ya what, you alcoholics,

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you know your way around a good donut.

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- I guess that's true.
- So, what are you?

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- I never thought about that.
- Are you addicted to these now?

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- Well, as you can tell.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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You know,
Richard Lewis is here.

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He spoke during the meeting.

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- Well, he took over the meeting.
- [Cyrus] Well--

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- It was a-- It was a lot.
- It was his turn to share.

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- 'Cause he shared and shared and shared.
- Yeah.

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You know, a lot of people find
it funny, but he works so blue.

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- I heard the word "hell" like...
- [Larry] Oh.

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- Oh, poor thing.
- ...three times.

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Listen, um, I...

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- Come on! Get-- Just ask him.
- Well-- I--

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He know-- He gets this
all the time, trust me.

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I feel stupid.
I'm embarrassed.

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That's okay.
Don't be embarrassed.

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No, no, be embarrassed.
Don't ask.

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If you don't have to, don't.

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Well, listen. My daughter,
she wants to be a writer,

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and, uh...

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...I just wondered if you had anybody

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that maybe could read her stuff?

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Ah. Uh, I...
Um, yeah. I--

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- Let me think about it.
- Really?

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Thank you so-- -Hey, what the
hell are you doing, man?

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- Hell away from me.
- He hates being hugged.

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- There's no touching here. No touching.
- [Cyrus] Okay.

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Remember to keep it simple, babe.

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Really, I appreciate the compliment.

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You should've seen me today.

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- You had a good meeting?
- I got laughs

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bigger than I've ever gotten
before at a meeting.

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I thought you were
supposed to share here.

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It sounds like you're doing stand-up.

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- It's not stand-up.
- Well, you're talking like it's stand-up.

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Well, I mean,
I can't divorce my comic self.

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Part of me will always
be a comedian and...

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- [Larry] Uh-huh.
- ...and a drunk.

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I wish you would come
and see me sometime.

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- You-- What?
- Hey. Excuse me, Larry.

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You absolutely murdered it tonight.

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- Hey, man.
- Big laughs.

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[Richard Lewis] Come back next time.

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- Terrific.
- I'll do new stuff.

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- They love me.
- What is going on here?

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This doesn't sound like
an AA meeting. It--

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- No, it is an--
- It sounds like a concert.

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I'm doing a service,
but I-- I want people

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to laugh and enjoy.

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Do you let anybody else talk?

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Well, there was a sad old
lady who opened for me,

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but she only did ten minutes.

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The only problem is
you're doing your act,

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but nobody's drinking.

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- Imagine if they were drinking.
- If they were drinking...

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- Yeah.
- ...the roof would be blown off.

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You know, forget about it.

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- Yes.
- But I don't know how we can--

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Excuse me. I'm sorry.
That was just incredible.

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I had to thank you.

237
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- A lot of laughs?
- [AA member] A lot of laughs.

238
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,254
- [Richard] Oh, wow.
- The bartender from hell part,

239
00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,839
I was crying.

240
00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,675
- [Richard] Did that work?
- Yeah, it totally worked.

241
00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,051
- Have a good night. Thank you.
- Thanks for coming over.

242
00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,344
I'm here, like, twice a week.

243
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,428
- Okay, good. Thanks.
- Okay.

244
00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:51,763
The bartender from hell.

245
00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,682
Yeah. I mean, I do the
"from hell" on occasion,

246
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,475
but I'm workshopping a few other things.

247
00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,352
I'll tell ya, another couple
of meetings like this,

248
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,561
- I'll have a special.
- You know what?

249
00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,896
That's a fantastic idea.

250
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,314
- For a session.
- The AA special.

251
00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,983
This is the hook
I've been looking for.

252
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,026
- [Larry] This is it!
- Why not talk about being sober

253
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,444
but get a special with HBO?

254
00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,113
There you go.

255
00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,406
[Richard] Thank you.
That's why we're best friends.

256
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,949
The Drunk From Hell concert.

257
00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,784
The outpouring of support
from the community...

258
00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,869
This whole complex was all landfill.

259
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,788
- This land.
- Hors d'oeuvres?

260
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,915
- Eh, no, I don't think so.
- What is this?

261
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,834
- Really? You're gonna eat that?
- It's meat.

262
00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,419
I may go get something else,

263
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,421
so I need to build a
base with some rice.

264
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,674
- Yeah, go build your rice base.
- You gonna be okay on your own?

265
00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,175
- It'll be tough, but yeah.
- I'll miss you.

266
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,468
Stay right there.

267
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,847
♪ ♪

268
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,018
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey! How are ya?

269
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,686
Good to see ya.
Larry, this is Jenna,

270
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,605
- who I told you so much about.
- So nice to finally meet you.

271
00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:46,359
Nice to meet you. He...
He talked. He did some talking.

272
00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:47,861
- Did he?
- [Freddy] A little bit.

273
00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,320
- Well, uh, yeah.
- [Larry] He did. I'm hearing talk

274
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,698
- You talked me?
- A lot of talk.

275
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,533
You know what?
It's kind of fortuitous

276
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,618
- that I ran into you, because...
- [Jenna] Oh?

277
00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,453
All right, here we go, okay?

278
00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,540
First of all, I hate asking
for favors almost as much

279
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,042
as I hate doing favors.

280
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,753
And so, I have a friend, his
daughter wrote a script,

281
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,339
and the guy asked me if I knew anybody

282
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,841
who could read the script,

283
00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,718
and Freddy told me all about you,

284
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,136
and would you mind reading it?

285
00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,056
You want me to read the script?

286
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,224
And listen. I'm sure
you're really busy and--

287
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,309
No, no!
I would love to read the script.

288
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,062
- You're kidding?
- No, I'd be excited.

289
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:26,066
Maybe if you had any notes, you
know, feel free, you know.

290
00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,357
Totally. Yes, yes. I--

291
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,610
[Larry] I'm sure she would love that.

292
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,612
No, I can give her notes.

293
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,113
- Where did you find her? Huh?
- [Freddy] Did I--

294
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,405
- [Larry] Where's the planet?
- Did I oversell?

295
00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:35,033
- [Jenna] Stop.
- Point to the planet.

296
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,576
There's no more.
There's no more of 'em.

297
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,119
Stop. I'm blushing.

298
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,330
- Yeah, I'll get you guys set up.
- We'll set it up.

299
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,791
We gotta run along and meet a couple other
people, but it was great to see you.

300
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,250
- So nice to finally meet you.
- Good to see ya. Nice to meet you.

301
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,752
♪ ♪

302
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:46,961
- This is the guy?
- Yes, that's him.

303
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,047
- Right here?
- Yes.

304
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,173
- But we don't have to, like, make a thing.
- Just give me a second.

305
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:51,591
Hey. Larry?

306
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,010
- Abe Zeckelman.
- Yeah.

307
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,304
You have a problem with
the name of our child?

308
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,139
It's-- I...

309
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,808
I wouldn't say it's a problem.

310
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,559
- Well, what is it?
- Well, I thought

311
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,354
that given the choice of
Mantle and Zeckelman,

312
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,356
that Mantle was a better name.

313
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,649
Based on what exactly?

314
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,359
Let's be honest it's not a great name.

315
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,069
- What's wrong with it?
- Zeckelman? Come on.

316
00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,321
You seem really worked
up over my last name.

317
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,780
If you think that's a great name,

318
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,574
then what's a bad name?

319
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,243
Well, I'd rather have a bad
last name than no last name.

320
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,910
My name's Larry.
I don't think it's a great name.

321
00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:21,453
I'm honest about it.

322
00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:23,790
Would I rather be a Dash or a
Dazzy or a Dan? You know.

323
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,083
Well, the good thing about an opinion

324
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,501
is that you can keep it to yourself.

325
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,087
But then everybody would walk
around not saying anything.

326
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,296
You're not keeping this to yourself.

327
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,881
No, I couldn't keep this to myself.

328
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,758
Okay, well,
I couldn't keep that to myself.

329
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,635
It's a deeply inappropriate
conversation to be having.

330
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,803
You know, just think
about the playground.

331
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,513
He's in a unique situation.

332
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,473
- What's that supposed to mean?
- What? Yeah.

333
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,059
Well, you know, the, uh... the two dads.

334
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,352
Yeah, it's not that
unique of a situation.

335
00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,522
Maybe it's not unique.
Different.

336
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,648
- Different?
- Well, it's...

337
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,357
- Slightly different?
- Slightly different.

338
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,110
- To us, it's normal. Yeah.
- Yeah.

339
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,403
- No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- [Christopher] Yeah. Yeah.

340
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,280
[Larry] Let me ask you this question.

341
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,573
How did you decide on
the last name anyway?

342
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,949
I assume it's your semen, right?

343
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,535
What did you just say?

344
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,203
No, we're talking about semen now.

345
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,788
- I assume it's your semen?
- [Christopher] It's--

346
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,081
'Cause that's how you got Zeckelman?

347
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,249
We're having this conversation?

348
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,792
What? I mean, I'm just wondering

349
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,252
- how you got there.
- It's-- Yeah. It--

350
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,670
- It's my semen.
- If you must know,

351
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,547
- it's his semen.
- It's your semen?

352
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,466
- What's the problem with that?
- I mean, you would think that...

353
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,761
you know, the... the donor
would... would get the name.

354
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,097
Well, we had a conversation
at home about it.

355
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,557
Because it's a private thing.

356
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,475
By the way, I don't know if
you've chosen a first name,

357
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,102
but if you need any help,
I'm your guy.

358
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,771
- Are ya?
- 'Cause you got two first names.

359
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,524
I'm-- How 'bout this?
Off the top of my head, Ziggy.

360
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,817
Ziggy Zeckelman. Hey.

361
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,194
You think Ziggy Zeckelman
is a great name?

362
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,904
I do. Scooter Zeckelman?

363
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,739
They're all good names.
We'll put 'em both in the hat.

364
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,073
We're not putting that in the hat.

365
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,825
- How 'bout Foots?
- Foot Zeckelman?

366
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,076
- Foots.
- Is our family

367
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,620
- a joke to you, Larry?
- [Larry] No!

368
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,330
Zeckelman needs a cool first name!

369
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,290
I think I've had enough
of this conversation.

370
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,875
- Okay.
- Uh.

371
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,752
- Great to meet you, Larry.
- Doc. Doc Zeckelman.

372
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,170
Doc Zeckelman is a joke.

373
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,504
- Ace.
- I'm gonna go get some food.

374
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,797
- Okay.
- [Larry] Ace Zeckelman?

375
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:55,965
That's not a great name?

376
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,508
We're gonna talk about it at home.

377
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,761
Dewey, Duncan, Deegan. Deegan.

378
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,804
After the Major Deegan
Expressway.

379
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,057
- We got plenty of options.
- I'm giving you gold here.

380
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,725
- Uh, the last--
- Chris.

381
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,477
- One second. Um, thank you.
- [Abe Zeckelman] Forget it.

382
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,437
- [Christopher] What?
- Don't bother.

383
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,689
I gotta go.

384
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,691
Babe, come on. Come back.

385
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:17,779
♪ ♪

386
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,751
The fuck?

387
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,215
Excuse me. Rabbi Adelman?

388
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,716
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Excuse me.

389
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,009
- Yeah. Sorry to interrupt.
- Hey.

390
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,302
I'm glad you're here today.

391
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,263
- Who's in charge of the bricks?
- I am.

392
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,347
- You are?
- [Rabbi Adelman] Yes.

393
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,057
You know there's a brick that says,

394
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,350
"Larry David is disrespectful to women."

395
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,768
You allowed that to be up there?

396
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,352
We don't really edit the bricks.

397
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,231
The donor gets to express
what thoughts and feelings

398
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,941
- they have.
- Oh, so anybody can write

399
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,526
- anything they want on a brick?
- Well, we would not like

400
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,236
- hate speech.
- Well, what is that?

401
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,404
That's hate speech.

402
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,530
I think it's strong dislike speech.

403
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,699
Okay, I want that taken down.

404
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,951
We only add bricks.
We don't take them away.

405
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,369
Oh, you don't remove bricks?

406
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,622
That brick is gonna be up there forever.

407
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,291
- Posterity.
- Let me ask you a question.

408
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,293
There's nothing in the Old Testament

409
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,877
about defamatory bricks?

410
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,838
You think if Isaac chiseled
something defamatory

411
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,256
about Jedediah, you think
it wouldn't be taken down?

412
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,718
There's nothing in the Torah
about defamatory bricks.

413
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,469
- You know what this is, Rabbi?
- What?

414
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,761
This is a <i>shanda.</i>

415
00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,931
- Will you excuse me?
- Certainly.

416
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,102
Larry?

417
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,023
- Oh, my God! This is crazy.
- Look at this! Hey.

418
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,441
Hi, again.

419
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,942
- Again.
- [Sienna Miller] What a treat.

420
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,611
Usually, most people you don't
really wanna run into either,

421
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,363
but I'm not minding this at all.

422
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,990
- Me neither. Likewise.
- [Larry] Yeah.

423
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,575
So, what are you doing here?

424
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,535
I'm actually in the
process of converting.

425
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,162
- To Judaism. Yeah.
- What? What?

426
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,830
That's my rabbi and this is--

427
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,915
- Get the hell out of here. What?
- I'm-- Yeah. I know.

428
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,876
- You're joining the team?
- [Sienna] I am. I am.

429
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,462
- We are so happy to have you.
- [Sienna chuckles] Thanks.

430
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,255
Are you prepared to complain a lot?

431
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,006
Please, I can kvetch
with the best of them.

432
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,633
- Come on.
- Wow.

433
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,260
- Very impressive.
- [Sienna] Yeah.

434
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,138
I'd be remiss if I didn't ask. Why?

435
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,348
I like the whole thing.

436
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,891
I like the food and the community,

437
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,644
and truth be told, you know,
I like the men.

438
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,730
Aside from the obvious,
you know, reasons.

439
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,065
What, uh...

440
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,982
These obvious reasons escape me.

441
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,735
- What are they?
- I mean, you know, the...

442
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,322
Can't deal with the alternative.

443
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,992
- Wow.
- Yeah.

444
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,161
- It's so good to see you.
- Very good to see you, too.

445
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,871
- I have one question for you.
- Sure.

446
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,915
- What is this wall?
- [Larry] Oh! This is, um--

447
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,917
It-- It's a-- It's, uh, for tennis.

448
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,002
They put the winners
of the tournament up.

449
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,462
You guys do a temple tennis tournament?

450
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,589
- They have a temple tourn--
- I am obsessed

451
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,175
- with tennis.
- No, yeah, I know, but it's just a wall, and--

452
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,928
Yeah, you should enter the
tournament next year.

453
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,596
The temple has--
They have a temple tournament?

454
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,056
- The temple tournament, yeah.
- Mixed doubles?

455
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,682
- Come on. Yes.
- Mixed doubles, yeah.

456
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,059
Amazing. How's everything?

457
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,686
How's the whole court case?
How's everything working out?

458
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,814
It's scary, yeah.
It's a frightening prospect.

459
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,273
I mean, I could plead guilty

460
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,359
- and just get off but...
- Oh, my... Oh, my God.

461
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,444
- ...I'm not gonna do that.
- Wow.

462
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,570
And I don't think it's a big deal.

463
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,197
That's so sweet.

464
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,909
Um, listen, I'm having a
dinner party next week.

465
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,036
I don't know if you're
around, but I would...

466
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,747
- I'd love you to come.
- ♪ ♪

467
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,374
[Sienna] Really.
There are so many people

468
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,583
that would love to meet
you and talk to you,

469
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,585
and I would love to see you again.

470
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,421
So, maybe?

471
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,382
Next week sometime?
If you're here.

472
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,426
It would be an honor for all of us.

473
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,844
- What do you say?
- ♪ ♪

474
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,930
Ah. I don't think I can...

475
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,683
make it.

476
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,144
Okay.

477
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,355
Well, let's just hope we can
run into each other again.

478
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,482
- Yeah, hope so.
- Yeah. I gotta <i>schmeitz.</i>

479
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,942
- But, um...
- [Larry] You what?

480
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,444
- <i>schmeitz.</i>
- What's that one?

481
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,155
- Gotta go.
- Oh, yeah.

482
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,323
- [Sienna] It's Yiddish.
- That's a new one to me.

483
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,450
Yeah, well, there you go.

484
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:54,954
♪ ♪

485
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,789
[Jenna] I'm running a little late,

486
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,499
so you can just drop me off,
right here would be perfect.

487
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,168
- [Freddy] Are you sure?
- [Jenna] Yeah, yeah.

488
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,669
- I work right there.
- [Freddy] All right.

489
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,671
I don't mind taking you a
little further if it's...

490
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,424
No, this is great.
I work right there.

491
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,177
You mean-- Do you work
above the Disney store?

492
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,386
They have a office or something?

493
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,847
No, I work at the Disney store.

494
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,058
So, you're managing, uh,
the different stores or--

495
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,477
- Oh, God no. No.
- [Freddy] Accounting?

496
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,187
That's-- I don't have
the head for numbers.

497
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,397
I'm so sorry. What-- I'm--
What do you do here?

498
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,774
I'm a greeter, and I talk to the guests.

499
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,986
I put on a costume, like,
a princess, like...

500
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,155
...Snow White or Elsa

501
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,574
or Ariel or Lilo or Stitch.

502
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:35,036
My favorite is Mickey's favorite.

503
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,746
Minnie Mouse.

504
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,373
- It's the best.
- Yeah.

505
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,167
- And you do all of that...
- Right there.

506
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,627
- At the Disney store?
- Yeah.

507
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,337
You know what would be
so helpful with that,

508
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,922
- is the "store" part.
- [Jenna] Yeah, I'm like,

509
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,465
"Hello. Come in.

510
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,342
The most magical store in the mall."

511
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,386
You don't have any managerial
or developmental role

512
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,263
- at Disney at all? That's a--
- No.

513
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,016
- I mean, I'm a senior character.
- What's a junior character?

514
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,518
I would say, like, mm,

515
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,770
- Doc McStuffins.
- Uh-huh.

516
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,230
But listen, I gotta go.

517
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,023
- I had so much fun last night.
- Sure.

518
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,858
- It was a great evening. Bye-bye. Okay.
- I'll see you later. Bye.

519
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,443
♪ ♪

520
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,362
Oh, boy.

521
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,946
Bye.

522
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,365
All right. Save it for in there.

523
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,367
- I will.
- Don't drain the tank with me.

524
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,375
♪ ♪

525
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,126
[Larry] <i>How did you not know that?</i>

526
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,045
How would I know? We're talking
about movies and music,

527
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,588
and she tells me she works for Disney.

528
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,006
You never asked her about her job?

529
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,925
What about Disney?
What department?

530
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,426
Okay, Larry.
She lives in Glendale.

531
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,928
I just assumed she's like, you know,

532
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,805
animation or something.
She's right--

533
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,807
I didn't know she was working
at the fucking Americana.

534
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,517
I mean, I feel like I've been
living a lie, I gotta be honest.

535
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,394
I mean, I had this whole
great thing in my head

536
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,854
that I was excited about, and
now I just feel crushed.

537
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,148
Well, you had somebody
who's accomplished.

538
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,693
She had a status, and
the status is gone.

539
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,444
So, what is that saying about you?

540
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,905
The thing is, is you're right.
It does say something about me.

541
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:57,076
The problem is this makes you
reflect on who you are,

542
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,578
because she's the same person.

543
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,829
I mean, she has the same great stories.

544
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,122
It's the same sense of humor.

545
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,915
It's the same likes and dislikes,

546
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,208
but it just-- it feels so different.

547
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,835
I think there's a lesson
to be learned here.

548
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,505
Questions. Women like questions.

549
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,257
When you have a date with
someone, you go out,

550
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,967
you've gotta ask a ton of questions.

551
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,552
Otherwise, they're going
back to their friends,

552
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,304
and you know what they're saying?

553
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,306
"He didn't ask me one question."
They love questions.

554
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,725
- What would you do? Honestly.
- I'm so superficial,

555
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,019
- I'd probably break up.
- You would? Right away?

556
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,354
Yeah. I'm not--
I'm not gonna date Minnie Mouse.

557
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,773
I think the thing I gotta do
is at least kind of try.

558
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,067
You know, spend some time
with her and bridge the gap.

559
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,236
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

560
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,156
I gave her a script to read.

561
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,199
- She said she'd be happy to!
- Well, why didn't you ask her

562
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,326
what kind of development she did?

563
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,744
Why is she taking a script?

564
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,537
Are you gonna listen to the notes?

565
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,289
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna listen to
the notes from Minnie Mouse!

566
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,667
The callback to the
Corona ad on the beach?

567
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,629
- So, so good. I loved that part.
- You liked-- Okay.

568
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,130
- Okay. Thank God.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

569
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,965
- Thank you.
- Honestly, Dana,

570
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:57,011
it's really refreshing to see
a comedic, apocalyptic show.

571
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,304
So you're buying the whole premise?

572
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,306
- Oh, I'm-- Totally.
- You believe it? That's great.

573
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,516
- 'Cause it is out-there.
- And when it comes to questions,

574
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,768
- one last thing.
- Yeah.

575
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,144
- Meg.
- Meg.

576
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,355
- I didn't understand...
- [Dana] You didn't understand?

577
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,482
- Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't--
- Like, what she wanted?

578
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,067
- Yeah.
- No, I struggled with that.

579
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,652
She's a little one
dimensional right now.

580
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,403
- I had more in there.
- You did?

581
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,446
Her backstory, what she went to
school for, all that stuff,

582
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:18,574
- and I took it out last minute.
- I think you should put it back.

583
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,950
That's so easy. I can do that.

584
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,702
Yeah, and, um, does it feel long?

585
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,163
- Yes, and I almost trimmed it.
- It does feel long.

586
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,457
- Yes, I almost trimmed it.
- Okay.

587
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,084
- I'm so embarrassed. I know. I just need to tighten it up.
- No, don't be!

588
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,003
Dana, I think you have
such a good script here.

589
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,047
- Thank you so much.
- You're getting me so excited,

590
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,300
and I just wanna thank you
for letting me read it.

591
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,136
- Are you kidding me? Thank you for reading it.
- No, seriously.

592
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,930
And if there's anything else
you want me to read...

593
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,723
- Are you serious?
- Of course.

594
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,434
I'm so excited for you and your future.

595
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,229
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
We're coming out with a new line

596
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,564
of <i>Little Mermaid</i> sleepwear,
and I get a discount,

597
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,650
so if you text me your sizes,
I can hook you up.

598
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,859
Amazing.

599
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:56,654
[Larry] Hey, you want some of this?

600
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,196
- You wash your hands?
- No.

601
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,116
Yeah. 'Cause you're
making it for yourself,

602
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,659
so you're doing all this stuff
like a third base coach. No.

603
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,119
What you guys talking about?

604
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,705
Hey, hey! Look at this.
I come bearing gifts.

605
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,416
- Oh, shit, man. Don't do this.
- What do we think it is?

606
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,126
- Oh. Are you kidding me?
- No.

607
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,961
- Wow.
- You said you liked it,

608
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,713
- so I'm giving it to you.
- [Leon] I did say that.

609
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,339
Come on, do us the honors.

610
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,757
- Oh, I'ma put this shit on, man.
- That's something.

611
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,426
- Wow.
- Looking sharp.

612
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,094
- [Larry] Holy cow.
- I think it looks incredible.

613
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,138
Anybody wanna get Chinese
food for lunch today?

614
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,181
- [Leon] Nah. Fuck that.
- I unfortunately can't

615
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,808
'cause I gotta see Minnie Mouse.

616
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,560
You know, I'm gonna have a
better attitude about it.

617
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,520
- She's the same person, right?
- Same person.

618
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,564
I got a date, I'm gonna keep it,
and I'm gonna make it work.

619
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,732
- Okay.
- Thank you for everything.

620
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,442
- Sure.
- Appreciate it too, man.

621
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,234
- I appreciate you.
- Appreciate you, Secret Santa.

622
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,362
Jesus, that's amazing he
gave you that jacket.

623
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,114
- That was so nice.
- Know what it is?

624
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,532
It's the "I like it" gambit.

625
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,907
All you gotta do is compliment people

626
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,452
on what the fuck they're wearing,

627
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,203
next thing you know, they
gonna give you one.

628
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,122
You know what?
It's not a bad idea.

629
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,623
It's a fucking great idea.
Shit, man.

630
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,709
I'll bet that works like
50 percent of the time.

631
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,753
Wish I had a suede do-rag to
go with this motherfucker.

632
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,171
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- That'd be nice.

633
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,797
Put that bitch on.

634
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,132
And I just tell 'em,
"I like that bullshit

635
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,508
you got on." You know?

636
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,720
You know what?
Fuck you, Larry.

637
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,723
- ♪ ♪
- [Leon] Fuck you, Larry!

638
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:06,974
[Cheryl David] So, what's going on?

639
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,018
You know, not that much.

640
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,103
What is, uh--
What is this material?

641
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,855
- What do you call this material?
- Cotton.

642
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,398
- You think this is cotton?
- Why are you here?

643
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:16,859
Um, well,

644
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,486
- it's very simple, really.
- [Cheryl] Okay.

645
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,237
Um, so they renovated the temple,

646
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,781
and they have this plaza,
and they were selling

647
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,574
these bricks for charity.

648
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,410
And Hobie Turner wrote something
very defamatory about me,

649
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,287
and it's there for everyone to see.

650
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,455
It says, "Larry David is
disrespectful to women."

651
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,957
Come on, Cheryl.
I'm not disrespect--

652
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,917
I love women.
Who loves women more than me?

653
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,962
I love having sex with them.
I love talking to them.

654
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,339
I'm a champion of women.

655
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,882
Being a champion to women

656
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,592
- is saying you love--
- Well, I'm attracted to women.

657
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,010
- I like them.
- Okay.

658
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,804
There's a difference. Okay.

659
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:49,058
So, I'd like to refute his brick
by having somebody who I know

660
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:51,018
- write something nice about me.
- On the brick?

661
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,271
Yes. "I was married to Larry
David for many years,

662
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,857
and he's a veritable champion of women."

663
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,484
Something like that, right next to it.

664
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,319
They'll read his first.
They'll read yours second.

665
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,029
You buy a brick.

666
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,657
I don't think so.

667
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,868
- Why not?
- Eh, it doesn't feel right.

668
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,994
What? What's not right?

669
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,955
- Because it sounds bullshitty.
- Okay, well, you don't have to say that exactly.

670
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,791
You can say anything.

671
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,626
Say something nice. Can you--
You think you could come up

672
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,836
- with something nice?
- [Ted Danson] Hey, Cheryl?

673
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,337
- I mean...
- Oh.

674
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,964
- Hi.
- Hi, Larry.

675
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,298
- Hi.
- [Ted] Can we run lines

676
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,551
- when he goes?
- Well, Larry

677
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,135
has a defamatory brick,

678
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,929
and he wants me to buy more bricks.

679
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,473
Yeah, somebody wrote a
defamatory brick about me.

680
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,934
It says, "Larry David is
disrespectful to women."

681
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,728
- Ouch, ouch.
- Terrible, terrible thing to say. And I love women, Ted.

682
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,313
Well, he loves having sex with women,

683
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,732
and he thinks that that proves

684
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,818
- that he respects women.
- [Larry] Well, that,

685
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,319
and there are other things, too.

686
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,281
Larry, completely understand.

687
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,074
The deal is we already bought a brick.

688
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,159
- Oh. Yeah.
- Right? Didn't we?

689
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,244
- We already bought a brick.
- You already bought a brick?

690
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,122
You didn't even know what I was talking
about when I brought up the brick.

691
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,748
You probably told me and
I forgot or something.

692
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,625
- I don't know. But--
- I might-- I might--

693
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,836
You know, maybe I forgot to tell you.

694
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,838
- I'm sorry. But we did. We bought a brick.
- Yeah. Ted does a lot of things.

695
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,590
- He does-- He's very charitable.
- You bought a brick, huh?

696
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,843
- Yes.
- What does your brick say, Ted?

697
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,928
Nothing. We left it blank.

698
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,847
- The brick says nothing?
- [Ted] Yeah.

699
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,266
You know, we're raising money.
We're not trying to advertise.

700
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,059
I don't think you bought a brick.

701
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,603
- What do you think about that?
- Yeah. Look, the point is

702
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,438
we bought a fucking brick, Larry.

703
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,523
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll make it very easy for you.

704
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,318
I'll buy the brick.
I'll write something nice.

705
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,861
All you gotta do is put your name on it.

706
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,821
- I don't feel comfortable.
- [Larry] What? I mean,

707
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,656
what if it just said, "I was
married to Larry David,

708
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,159
- and he's a decent guy"?
- Who writes that on a brick?

709
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,786
- Yeah. It's dishonest.
- Well, then you write it.

710
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,413
Well, I don't have anything
to say on a brick.

711
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,123
- Yeah. There you go.
- You can't think of one

712
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,750
nice thing to say about me on a brick?

713
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,126
No, not on a brick.

714
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,336
All right, so just for argument's sake,

715
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,879
is there anything nice

716
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,088
you could say about me
that's not on a brick?

717
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,799
Yes.

718
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,135
Something on a cake.

719
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,430
- "Congratulations." "Good job."
- "Happy birthday."

720
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,391
"He's a good golfer sometimes."
You want some more tea?

721
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,186
- Is that what you were coming in here for? Okay.
- Yes, I'd love some more tea.

722
00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:00,147
How much longer do you think
you'll be staying, Larry?

723
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,733
I'm leaving right now.

724
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,944
I just need to learn these
lines, that's all.

725
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,612
Nice pen.

726
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,030
- Thank you.
- Good pen. Look at that pen.

727
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,115
- That's some pen.
- Thank you.

728
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,742
Yeah, how do you get a pen like that?

729
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,077
Do you want the pen, Larry?

730
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,703
Oh, I'm not gonna take your pen.

731
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,163
- Take the pen.
- [Larry] Really?

732
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,415
- [Ted] Yes, take the pen.
- You're giving me your pen?

733
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,959
Good luck with the brick.

734
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,460
♪ ♪

735
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,838
Okay. How's this?
"He's an amiable fellow

736
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,758
and a big supporter of Title Nine."

737
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,385
- Oh, bullshit.
- [Larry] All right.

738
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:35,391
"He's an amiable fellow who's
attended two WNBA games."

739
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:36,809
- Is that true?
- No.

740
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,560
And besides, you never went to one

741
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,271
of Sammy's softball games.
I invited you so many times.

742
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,648
The kid couldn't even lift up a pencil.

743
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,316
Oh, stop it.

744
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,402
- She's very talented!
- All right, how 'bout this?

745
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:49,154
"Any woman who Larry David impregnated,

746
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,115
he not only paid for the abortion,

747
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,201
but accompanied her to the procedure."

748
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,744
- That's true.
- You're wasting my time. Leave.

749
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,539
- You're not gonna buy a brick?
- Apparently not.

750
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,208
♪ ♪

751
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:16,598
♪ ♪

752
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,941
- Hello?
- Hey, Larry. It's Cyrus.

753
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,068
- Irma's sponsor.
- Yeah, I know who you are.

754
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,237
Yeah, look, I just wanted to
call you because my daughter

755
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,196
met with that woman you recommended.

756
00:25:32,321 --> 00:25:34,491
- Uh, Jenna.
- Yeah, look, um...

757
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:35,617
You gotta--

758
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,078
- She was great.
- What?

759
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,205
My daughter said she gave great notes.

760
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,790
She made the script better.

761
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,542
- <i>She was amazing.</i>
- Seriously?

762
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,586
Yeah! I thought she wouldn't
even give her the time of day.

763
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:46,962
Yeah, for a high-powered executive,

764
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,172
she's very down to Earth, isn't she?

765
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:49,715
[Cyrus] <i>Yeah. Right?</i>

766
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,258
- They even met at a coffee shop.
- [Larry] <i>I know.</i>

767
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,469
You'd think she's just a regular person.

768
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,554
Anyway, Dana wanted to
send her some flowers

769
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,972
<i>to her office at Disney.</i>

770
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,432
<i>So, if you could shoot me her address.</i>

771
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,850
Eh, you know, I don't--

772
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,185
I don't think you need to do that.

773
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,103
Well, I live by the
Americana in Glendale.

774
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,229
I could just go over and get a gift card

775
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,773
and send it over.

776
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,982
- How 'bout that?
- [Larry] <i>No, not necessary.</i>

777
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,525
I'll just pass on, um,

778
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,984
- your enthusiasm.
- [Irma] Larry!

779
00:26:10,109 --> 00:26:11,904
[Cyrus] <i>Okay, well, you know best...</i>

780
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,696
[Irma] Larry, where are
my sleep brassieres?

781
00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:15,491
- How the fuck do I know?
- [Cyrus] <i>Seriously,</i>

782
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,452
I just wanna say,
I owe you one. I really do.

783
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,162
If there's anything
I can do for you...

784
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:23,082
- [Irma] Larry!
- What?

785
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,917
- [Cyrus] <i>So, uh...</i>
- [Irma] Never mind.

786
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,877
They were in the hamper.
They're not that dirty.

787
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,504
[Cyrus] <i>Anything you need from me,
you just say the word, okay?</i>

788
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,923
You know, um... now that you mention it,

789
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,050
there actually is something you can do.

790
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,843
Yeah, say the word.

791
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,554
- ♪ ♪
- According to your timeline,

792
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,849
I have eight weeks left with Irma.

793
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:45,646
I'm wondering if there's
any possible way

794
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,482
- that we can move that up.
- Wait.

795
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,359
You're saying you want to
break up with her early?

796
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,278
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

797
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,906
- Is there any reason?
- Yeah, I hate her.

798
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,116
That's the reason. How's that?

799
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,909
Look I don't know what to tell you.

800
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,202
I'm struggling here, Cyrus,

801
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,955
and Sienna Miller is interested in me.

802
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,874
- I'm not joking.
- [Cyrus] <i>Really?</i>

803
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,042
She is. When is this gonna
happen again? Never.

804
00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,295
So, come on. G...

805
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,256
Help a brother out.
ls there anything we can do?

806
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,299
[Cyrus] <i>Larry, I appreciate
everything you've done for us,</i>

807
00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,093
but a breakup would just set her back,

808
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,219
and I can't allow that to happen.

809
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,762
Is that better than murder?

810
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,390
Who benefits from murder?
She's dead and I'm in prison.

811
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,559
Larry, I think you're saying a lot
of things you don't mean right now.

812
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:24,977
No, no, I mean it.

813
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,520
<i>Come on.
There's gotta be a way.</i>

814
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,313
If she were to break up with you,

815
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,691
- I guess that would be okay.
- Her idea?

816
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,484
Then that would give her the power,

817
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,361
- give her her own agency.
- [Larry] <i>Oh, yeah.</i>

818
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,654
Like it's gonna be her idea.

819
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,281
On what planet?
That's never gonna happen.

820
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,241
I'm sorry. But thank you.

821
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,994
[Irma] Larry, where are
my bunion splints?

822
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,330
Today was amazing, though.
'Cause you know Penny?

823
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,957
She's normally a chipmunk,

824
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,417
Chip or Dale, and she's in, like,

825
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,127
- what we call fur all the time.
- Right.

826
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,712
[Jenna] She got to be
Tinkerbell this week,

827
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,381
and it was unbelievable, and
we were so happy for her.

828
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,008
And she was so good with the kids.

829
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,051
And she was just having
the best time ever,

830
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,095
because she's never a face character.

831
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,931
I mean, she's a little
tall to be a pixie,

832
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,183
but she was incredible.

833
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,559
And they had a Peter Pan.

834
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,977
- Right.
- [Jenna] ian was being Peter Pan

835
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,186
that day, and the chemistry was...

836
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,063
♪ ♪

837
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,398
- <i>Welcome back, sir.</i>
- [Larry] <i>Thank you.</i>

838
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,942
I'd like a table for
two by the aquarium.

839
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,444
- That table is reserved.
- [Richard] Mm.

840
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,821
But we have nice table
over here by window.

841
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,489
- Oh, it's reserved?
- Yes.

842
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,282
Okay, we'll go over there.

843
00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:23,285
Okay. You follow me, sir.
This way.

844
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,661
[Larry] All right. Okay.

845
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,455
♪ ♪

846
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,464
Sir. Sir.
Sir, can I help you?

847
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,049
- Excuse me, sir.
- Hmm.

848
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,508
Your table that way.

849
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,886
Yeah, what happened to the orange fish

850
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,304
that was stuck?

851
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,598
Fish sad, so we changed new location.

852
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,059
Change of scenery make much happy fish.

853
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,352
So, you moved the fish?

854
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,103
Yes. Fish living best life in downtown.

855
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,397
- Very happy there.
- That was so nice of you.

856
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,775
You can go visit your new
friend, orange fish.

857
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,860
I can handle the death of
the fish. Just tell me.

858
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,363
Fish fine. Fish thriving.

859
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,990
No, no, fish stuck. Fish dead.

860
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,534
No. Fish sick. Fish gone.

861
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,953
Stuck. Dead.

862
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,456
- Sick, gone! Sick, gone!
- Stuck, dead! Stuck, dead!

863
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:14,002
- Fish not your problem anymore.
- I will not forget fish.

864
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,549
Okay, I bring your table some water.

865
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,511
- How's your fish?
- Fish dead.

866
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,930
Listen to me.
You should've heard Irma

867
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,723
today at the AA meeting.

868
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,059
You would've been blown away.
She shared for a half hour.

869
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,270
- Well, what did she say?
- I-- First of all,

870
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,562
I would never tell you.

871
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,773
In AA, there's principles,
there's guidelines.

872
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,693
So, any wino in Santa Monica
can hear what she's saying,

873
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,362
- but I can't?
- AA is private, man. That's it.

874
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,322
- I'm not gonna tell anybody.
- I just won't do it.

875
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,241
But we're good friends.
We tell each other everything.

876
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,993
- I'm not telling you.
- So, you're not gonna tell me?

877
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,411
- No.
- Hmm.

878
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,037
Suppose I put you in my will?

879
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,957
Her first husband, horrible accident,

880
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,668
and she was with him
24/7, like a caregiver.

881
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,795
- Was he in a wheelchair?
- Worse.

882
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,214
- Diapers?
- He had diapers everywhere.

883
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:02,676
He was like a fucking mummy.
He lost some of his toes.

884
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,053
- His spine was sticking out.
- Oh, my God.

885
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:07,055
[Richard] He couldn't move.
He couldn't walk.

886
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,974
And she started to drink more and more,

887
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,851
and then she became an
alcoholic over this.

888
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,436
And then one day she woke up, she went,

889
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,563
"You know, this is not the way
I envisioned my life."

890
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,273
So, she just left the guy high and dry.

891
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,816
'Cause she didn't want
to take care of him?

892
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,234
Yeah 'cause she wanted to
think about her own life.

893
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,778
Selfish. That's her husband.

894
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:22,988
She never wanted to see him again.

895
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,031
It was the diapers.

896
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,866
She said she wasn't proud of it,

897
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,076
but if the situation happened again,

898
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,829
she would do the same thing.
She would still split.

899
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,248
You know, she knows what
she wants in life.

900
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,208
Let me ask you something.

901
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,419
How much were you thinking
about leaving me?

902
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,088
Oh. No, nothing. Yeah.

903
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,299
- What?
- It was a trick

904
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,884
to get you to talk about
it, which you did.

905
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,635
In three minutes,
I lost all that money?

906
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,304
You shouldn't have told me.
That's all it took

907
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,181
to get it out of you,
your solemn AA oath?

908
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,515
They should kick you out of there.

909
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,933
- I have weaknesses.
- I got a good mind

910
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,268
- to squeal on you.
- Now, let's eat.

911
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,064
♪ ♪

912
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,114
♪ ♪

913
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,241
Um, hey, Larry. Sor-- Uh...

914
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,118
Oh, my God. What...

915
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,245
What's going on here?

916
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,456
I was, uh, working late last night. I--

917
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,708
I got kicked out of my house, so...

918
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,668
You got kicked out of your house?

919
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:19,920
[Christopher] Yeah, yeah.
Come on in.

920
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,005
Um, did we have a meeting or something?

921
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,298
Why'd you get kicked out?

922
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,342
- What happened?
- Well, quite frankly, you know,

923
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,469
you stuck this thing in my
head about naming babies,

924
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,097
and we got in a big fight,
and things were thrown,

925
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,015
and you got in the middle
of everything, and now,

926
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,142
you know, we don't know what
we're gonna name the baby.

927
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,894
- Oh, so it's my fault.
- Larry, you planted this thing

928
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,562
in our head, and then
you brought up semen.

929
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,023
Like, that's none of
your business about I--

930
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,818
- What I do with my own semen.
- [Larry] Oh, are you telling me that if it's your semen,

931
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,611
you shouldn't have the
right to name the baby?

932
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,321
- Yeah, but it's my business.
- [Larry] It's your semen.

933
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,948
I don't tell you what
to do with your semen.

934
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,199
Well, what am I gonna do with semen?

935
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:51,368
A normal man knows what
to do with semen.

936
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:54,079
I do normal things with semen.
I wipe it up and throw it away.

937
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,497
What else could you do with semen?

938
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:56,706
Well, you could impregnate somebody else

939
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,250
and have a baby.

940
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,876
Okay. If I did do that
and my partner's name

941
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,336
was Papalopadopalous,

942
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,088
I would use David as the last name.

943
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,923
Okay, and you know what?
That would be your prerogative.

944
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,591
And I wouldn't come to you
and say you should name it

945
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,093
this or that and start naming your baby.

946
00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:10,429
Yes. Yes, but you knew deep down

947
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,972
- that I was right.
- [Christopher] No, I didn't.

948
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,849
And that's why you brought it up.

949
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,517
That's why you had a fight.
That's why you got kicked out.

950
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,477
- Isn't that so?
- Larry, you're out of order.

951
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:21,481
Let me name my own baby with
my husband. End of story.

952
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,066
To tell you the truth,
I'm kind of surprised

953
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,901
you're sloughing off the blame on me.

954
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,611
And I'm equally surprised you
won't accept the blame.

955
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,738
I think I'm way more
surprised than you...

956
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,615
- [Christopher] I think I'm--
- ...about the sloughing of the blame.

957
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,453
And I'm really wildly surprised
that you aren't accepting.

958
00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:35,954
I am so incredulous

959
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,832
that you think
I am more to blame than you.

960
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,918
- What are you doing here, Larr?
- Can I sue a temple?

961
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,212
- For what?
- There's a defamatory brick

962
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,922
at that temple. Did--

963
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,424
- Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah.
- [Larry] You saw that?

964
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,176
What was your reaction
when you saw that?

965
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,385
It's fine.
They can do anything they want.

966
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,095
- It's freedom of religion.
- Freedom of religion?

967
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,263
[Christopher] Yeah, they're protected by--

968
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,098
You just go around calling people
assholes, and you put it on a temple?

969
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,475
That's not slander?

970
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,435
Anything else
I can help you with?

971
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,936
Hmm.

972
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,271
How'd the, uh, the filing go?
Are we good?

973
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,858
♪ ♪

974
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,026
Oh, God.

975
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,903
[Larry] Oh, my God.

976
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,529
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

977
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,198
Oh, God. No, no.
Don't-- Don't even say it.

978
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,824
- Don't tell me. No.
- I forgot to file it.

979
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,951
You forgot to file it?

980
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,745
- Yeah, I forgot to file it.
- [Larry] How could you forget to file it?

981
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:17,913
I forgot to file it because of the shit

982
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,414
- you put me through, Larry!
- Oh, it's my fault?

983
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:20,832
- [Christopher] Yes!
- It's my fault you forgot to file?

984
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,125
[Christopher] Yes!
And if you accepted it,

985
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,251
then this wouldn't have happened.

986
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,045
Why did you get involved in my stuff?

987
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,130
- Well, can you file it now?
- No, I can't file it now.

988
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,340
It's past the deadline.

989
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,550
- It's past the deadline?
- It's past the deadline.

990
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,801
I missed it.

991
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,763
Look, it's going to trial.

992
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,723
- I can go to jail for a year!
- You're not gonna go to jail.

993
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,183
We're gonna win the trial.

994
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,060
I'm confident we're going to win.

995
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,063
Don't worry about a thing, okay?
I'm gonna make this a priority.

996
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,941
I know you don't wanna hear it,
but I have to say it anyway.

997
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:49,069
- What is it?
- I think a great compromise...

998
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,365
- is Ziggy Zeckelman.
- Can you leave, please?

999
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:55,367
I could so live with
Zeckelman with a Ziggy.

1000
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,619
Listen to me for once.
Do you wanna win this trial?

1001
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,329
- Yes.
- Stop naming my baby.

1002
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,707
Okay.

1003
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,044
And you didn't like Foots?

1004
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:09,422
- Got it.
- ♪ ♪

1005
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,931
Tell me you got something good.

1006
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,933
- Oh, I got the goods.
- [Freddy] Yeah?

1007
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,476
Oh, yeah.

1008
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,228
Got something that's gonna
get us out of this mess

1009
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,689
- that we're both in.
- All right, I'm all ears.

1010
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,940
Oh, by the way, the fish is dead.

1011
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:29,985
FYI.

1012
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,402
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1013
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:33,947
You know, in a weird way...

1014
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,244
...I kind of feel like me and
you are that little fish.

1015
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,413
We just wanna swim and enjoy our day,

1016
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,415
but we're stuck in that filter.

1017
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,958
- That's true.
- Right?

1018
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,626
- We're like the fish.
- Yeah.

1019
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,588
- We're stuck fish.
- Squirming, screaming for help,

1020
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,047
but trapped.

1021
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,465
- Not sick.
- No.

1022
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,050
- Stuck.
- Just stuck.

1023
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,760
- Oh, my God.
- But if you stay stuck too long,

1024
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,263
you're gonna get sick, and
then you're gonna die.

1025
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:01,141
I mean, maybe in some small way, the...

1026
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:05,312
the fish lives on through us being free.

1027
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,730
- Guess what?
- Yeah?

1028
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:07,897
We're getting out of that filter.

1029
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,357
- Please.
- Are you ready?

1030
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,359
- Can you make us unstuck?
- Oh, yeah.

1031
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,902
So, here's the deal.

1032
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,904
♪ ♪

1033
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,327
I've got something to tell you.

1034
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,248
I got something that I gotta tell you.

1035
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,293
What, Freddy?

1036
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:29,794
It's medical.

1037
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,008
It's a medical thing and
it's getting worse.

1038
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,053
Don't do that.

1039
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,929
[Jenna] Freddy, your hand.

1040
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:42,556
It's called, uh Groat's disease.

1041
00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:44,601
I have Groat's disease.

1042
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:45,935
It affects the nervous system

1043
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:48,938
and eventually
I become incontinent,

1044
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,899
and you can't even sit.

1045
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,568
The shaking is the tip of the iceberg.

1046
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:57,906
I have to sleep on my knees,
and I need 24-hour care.

1047
00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,324
And you'll have to hold my penis

1048
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:01,284
- when I pee.
- <i>Ay, gevalt.</i>

1049
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,203
♪ ♪

1050
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:08,123
Okay.
I-- I-- I just can't.

1051
00:36:08,248 --> 00:36:10,877
The stents and the shunts and the ports,

1052
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,754
and I hear the word "hospice," I--

1053
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,214
- [Larry] Yuck.
- I-- I can't.

1054
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,299
I'm distraught but I understand.

1055
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,468
I'm so glad you do.
I just-- I just--

1056
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,179
- Go live your beautiful life.
- Thank you. I can't.

1057
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,181
I just couldn't do it again, you know?

1058
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,724
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay.

1059
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,351
So, take off. Okay.

1060
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,477
- Yeah, you should go. Yeah.
- [Irma] Okay. Okay.

1061
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,396
- Oh, you know what?
- What?

1062
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,022
- I really like that scarf.
- [Irma] What, this?

1063
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,732
Yeah, it's got a button,
and it heats up, right?

1064
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:33,942
It keeps your neck warm.

1065
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,402
- You like it?
- Yeah, it's nice.

1066
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,070
You-- Listen. Please, take it.

1067
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,488
- Please, it's the--
- Oh, please, no.

1068
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,489
- No, please. It's the lea--
- Come on.

1069
00:36:40,614 --> 00:36:42,325
You gotta charge it, but it's
the least-- -What? Really?

1070
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,369
- Yes. It's the least I can do.
- Oh, my gosh.

1071
00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:45,995
- Oh, what a wonderful thing.
- Look, you press the little button there.

1072
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,706
- Yeah, that's gonna comfort you.
- Oh!

1073
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,873
Keep your thyroid warm, and...
Oh, I feel so bad,

1074
00:36:49,998 --> 00:36:53,335
- but, uh... Okay. Oh, anal leak.
- Okay, so go. Yeah, so you go.

1075
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,088
- I can't do it.
- Yeah, all right, go.

1076
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,299
- No, don't. Don't.
- I'm sorry. It's latex gloves.

1077
00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,926
It's secretions.

1078
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,637
- It's anal leakage.
- Yeah, go, go. Yeah, just go.

1079
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,140
You're better off without me.
I-- I'm sorry, I--

1080
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,559
- Yeah, get the hell outta here.
- [Irma] It's gonna be hard.

1081
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:10,603
- Not great, what's gonna happen.
- [Larry] Go, go, go! Go! Please, go! Please, go!

1082
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:15,190
Go! Go. Going. Going!

1083
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,319
Gone!

1084
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,197
♪ ♪

1085
00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,664
♪ <i>I have
A structured settlement</i> ♪

1086
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,750
♪ <i>And I need cash now</i> ♪

1087
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,877
♪ <i>Call J. G. Wentworth</i> ♪

1088
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,045
♪ <i>877-CASH-NOW</i> ♪

1089
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,299
♪ <i>877-CASH-NOW</i> ♪

1090
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,093
♪ <i>Now, now</i> ♪

1091
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,219
Ah!

1092
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,637
♪ ♪

1093
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,347
Hello there.

1094
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:49,058
Welcome to the most magical
store at the mall.

1095
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,268
Goodbye.

1096
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,979
They can't order you to stop dreaming.

1097
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,773
Thank you.

1098
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,690
- Oh, hello, princess.
- Hi, sweetheart.

1099
00:37:56,815 --> 00:38:00,069
Do you have the, um,
Mickey Mouse oven gloves

1100
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,529
that you put your hands in the mitts,

1101
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,072
and then he's got his
little hands on the--

1102
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,657
- I'm not sure.
- [Irma] Yeah.

1103
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,159
- Do you want me to check?
- Yeah, that'd be good.

1104
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,869
I just left mine at my
boyfriend's house.

1105
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,330
We just broke up, and I
don't wanna go back there.

1106
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,248
- Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
- So...

1107
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:13,541
Well, it seems we're both the same.

1108
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,627
My happily ever after has ended, too.

1109
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,212
[Irma] Ugh. Sucks, right?

1110
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,880
- It's awful.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1111
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,215
Well, mine was sick.

1112
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,217
Well, my Prince Charming was sick.

1113
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,510
- What a small world.
- Yeah.

1114
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,094
- It's a small world, you know.
- Yes.

1115
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,596
I don't wanna go through the thing

1116
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,515
with the degenerative disease he had.

1117
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,808
I didn't wanna stay by.

1118
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,684
I'm too young to deal with all that.

1119
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,229
It's a terrible thing,
this Groat's disease.

1120
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,648
Wait, what?
Did you say Groat's disease?

1121
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:39,442
- Yeah. You know this?
- That's what my boyfriend Freddy, that's what he has.

1122
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,277
- Groat's disease.
- [Irma] What?

1123
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,737
- Freddy?
- Yeah.

1124
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:43,947
Freddy who?

1125
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,739
Freddy Funkhouser.

1126
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:47,826
Larry David.

1127
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,536
Are you fucking kidding me?

1128
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:51,955
- Can we get some lunch, please?
- Ooh, yes.

1129
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,623
- I want a sandwich or something.
- Hell yeah.

1130
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,708
- [Irma] This is bad.
- They lied to us.

1131
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,253
- Oh, my God.
- Jenna?

1132
00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:00,088
Oh, hey. Dana.

1133
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:01,672
Hello.

1134
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,843
You work at the Disney store?

1135
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,177
Yeah, I work here.

1136
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,347
Then why did you
give me notes on my script?

1137
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,890
'Cause Larry David asked me to.

1138
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,435
I used them. I got kicked
out of my writers' group.

1139
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,896
- Bastards.
- Larry David.

1140
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:18,940
Larry fucking David.

1141
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,442
Those fucking pricks.

1142
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,988
♪ ♪

1143
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,339
♪ ♪

1144
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,949
♪ ♪